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Fuckrupt

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.
'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.
by Artemis Depthcharge October 21, 2010
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Fuckruptcy

The act of giving so few fucks that, in time, you will be in give-a-fuck debt and unable to pay back all of that debt. Declaring fuckruptcy is a good way to elminate your give-a-fuck debt and start over
Jangles gave so few fucks over the course of his career that after five years he had to declare fuckruptcy. Last I heard he still didn't give a fuck.
by Mr_BoJangles March 23, 2013
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She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.
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fucktup

Totally screwed up! Because your life is a mess and you are lost in your mind. Or something that is fucktup, a machine or your oldish car that doesn't work properly.
His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucktup!

I'm fucktup

My car is fucktup, neva mind
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fuckupapotamus

A person that cosistantly fails at any attempt to aid others.
Mike tried to help this old lady across the street and accidently tripped her, what a fuckupapotamus.
by dave the dragon July 23, 2010
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Fuckcut

When a food item meant to be shared (such as brownies or pizza) is cut in an unusual and disorganized manner. The resulting pieces are of differing sizes and shapes. A result of trying to say 'cut all fucked up' but saying it wrong.
Those brownies at the meeting last night were delicious but they were all fuckcut.
by DBdoubleO May 24, 2016
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fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.
"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"
by nonplussed February 23, 2017
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