When you're too unattractive and fugly to be a fuckboi, so you settle on being friend-zoned forever. Really wants to be a fuckboi, but it's not an option given what God gave you.
Sara: What about that guy Bobson right there? I know he's single and got money.
Jessica: Nah girl, that guy's a friendboi for life. I'm just gonna keep cuddling with my teddy bear at night.
Jessica: Nah girl, that guy's a friendboi for life. I'm just gonna keep cuddling with my teddy bear at night.
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A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes
There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes
There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
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by anons15 March 14, 2019
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Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?
Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.
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Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?
Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.
{true story}
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Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!
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