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friendposter

A person that pretends to be a friend, but doesn’t really care about you.
I thought we were friends, but she’s just a friendposter.
friendposter by Fitchic December 10, 2019

friendpit 

1. the act of taking your hand, inserting it into your friend's armpit, and shaking their armpit as if you were shaking their hand or fiercely fingering a girl in order to tickle them. Before doing said action, the friend must announce "friendpit!"

2. a friendly sexual favor that friends do for each other where a man inserts his penis into another friend's (male or female) armpit and allows the man have intercourse with said armpit.
1. Dylan yelled "friendpit!" and fingerbanged the shit out of Tony’s armpit.

2. Bob: Dude, I'm so horny and my wife hasn't given me any action in a while.
Tim: That sucks man. If you need a release, I'll let you friendpit me.

Bob: Man I hate that it has to come to this but sure. (unzips pants)

Tim: It's ok. I'm a good friend. (opens arm to open armpit).
friendpit by Sherpa Derpa 316 November 8, 2019

Friendsinternational 

Aka omersexual

A closet homo wants to fuck other men in the ass but says thats not gay.

He is histerical and rage for hours when he is mad.

He was away from chathour for over 1 year after being bullied for being homosexual.
Hey friendsinternational aka omersexual is back
Friendsinternational by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026