Fapidextruous

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.

I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!

by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009

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Flacid

A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection

Ever since i was shot in the testy, im unable to get hard, only flacid

by kingfloppymonster May 13, 2005

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flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 9, 2010

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Flacidic

The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(

woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*

by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009

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