Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

Fartatious

Used to describe a person, usually one who is smelly. Can also be used to describe someone who has just blown off.

I do like our new colleague, however I think she's quite fartatious.

by JustZed June 26, 2023

fictition

A disposition to create a fiction or fantasy regarding anything - particularly that which that arises in the mind - whether emotions, persons, situations, et cetera.

George's comprehension of beneficial policy is a complete fictition.

by tsultrim September 29, 2009

Factitioner

Someone who publicly distorts fact and fiction for the betterment of their own personal agendas.

Person One: Do politicians lie?
Person Two: Yeah, their all factitioners.

by Daniel O. February 7, 2008

fartatious

adjective: capable of creating farts

Those were some powerfully fartatious pinto beans, dude!

by John Gingrich May 5, 2005

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004