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farbear

A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.
Oh man I have farbear for social studies this year.
by Farbear friends March 1, 2017
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fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.
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by genmay June 8, 2004
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Fartery

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.
Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011
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fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting
His fartesy included fartish and fartricide
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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fartening

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.
Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....
by rustyn January 13, 2008
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Farter's Remorse

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.
Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"
by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009
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fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.
don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.
by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009
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