fartemis 

The name for someone descended from the greek god artemis and her godly farts. This means you are an ambassador on earth to her godly farts.

"Have you heard Jessica's farts?"
"Yeah, she's a fartemis for sure!"

fartemis by NotAWabbit January 6, 2022

fartemis 

A great giant peach that tumbles whenevr it hears the word 'novocaine'. It often has cats like 'stinky' and enjoys the sound of tea being poured into a doctor's armpit.

'I'll have 20 kg of Fartemis thank you very much. Not to cook, but to look at.'

fartemis by NitsaTsel November 12, 2017

fartmeister 

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

fartmeister by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

fartmeister 

someone who sits on the couch all day and farts inherently becoming the fartmeister.

same as someone who conducts music is a maestro a person who farts all day becomes
the fart meister.

my dad is the fartmeister, on his day off he watches TV and farts all day

fartmeister by don ricksen July 5, 2021