faffalo

A spin off the world faf, which means fuck ass fail. Used to describe people who are terrible at doing something, or people who are just plain stupid. Like, you shun them, stupid. FAF can also mean fat as fuck, or fat ass fool.

Sounds like the word buffalo.

When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."

"OMG that girl Yagzel thinks she's got the stuff since she's a lesbian anorexic. She's such a faffalo!"

"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"

"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"

by slyslyde August 1, 2013

Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

Faaff

When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.

'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'

'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'

by mullboy August 11, 2009

Farfninny

(n)Pertaining to that which is a superior breed of ninny; one that practices exceptional ninny like behavior.

Nate: "Dude...Mario was being such a Farfninny at the party last night.

Grant: " I know...thats why Jed bitch-slapped him in the titty"

by Mario Farfan October 26, 2006

Faffy

A mighty specimen related to the nonce.

random child : oi nonce get'ere
me : stfu faffy
random child : shit im outa here

by jamzyyyy July 2, 2018

Farfenshitter

Noun- a Farfenshitter is an old crappy toilet that barley works or has a notorious habit of clogging up without being used at all.

Some indications that your toilet is a Farfenshitter include one if not all of the following: Presence of an everlasting crap ring, Broken flush handle, ability to be clogged by Drain-O the very stuff that is supposed to undo clogs and or busted toilet seat.

This toilet is a Farfenshitter, it always get backed up and never flushes properly.

by Ydrgn September 9, 2012

farfignugen

fahrvergnügen

a term that simply does not translate into English easily. It means both "cooperation on the road" and "having fun driving" and "driving safely"

1. a car is behind you. It puts on it's signal to pass. You see that the oncoming car is too close. You speed up slightly and move close to the passing lane to warn the other car. You are practicing farfignugen, the car behind you and the oncoming car are experiencing farfignugen.

2. same scenario. You see the road is clear ahead. You slow down slightly, and move toward the edge of the road as an indicator that it is all clear ahead. You are practicing farfignugen; the car behind is experiencing farfignugen and practicing it if he takes your prompt.

by AuntSue June 12, 2009