FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

faff

Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.

Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."

by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005

faff

(faffing)

To muck about, wasting time doing something not necessary.

I've been faffing about all day with my car

by Trixie Karinksi May 31, 2003

fafffing

Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.

We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.

by E305$ September 15, 2009

faffe

acronym: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."

by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

faff

Fucking Around for Fucking Forever

Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.

by smartnut007 September 04, 2013

faff

The ability of making an easy, usually logistical, process complicated.

"We were supposed to be there an hour ago but with all the 'faffing' we were late."

by 7t7 January 29, 2008