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bitch-slapped 

the impact of a high velocity backhand which can sometimes be covered in baby powder. used to mark territory.
1: agaergoergogoigoiGOIgjerg
2: shut up bitch!*slap*
bitch-slapped by eddie May 23, 2005
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bitch slapped 

The humiliating act of slapping someone across the face. To be avoided.
You keep it up, she will bitch slap you!
bitch slapped by Aedan May 18, 2004

Bitch Slapped 

Getting hit across the face by the back of a persons hand, or getting slapped in front of a big group of people.
Zander called Miranda a witch and she bitch slapped him.
Bitch Slapped by Sami Tabbaa April 1, 2004

bitch slapped 

The act of unexpectedly slapping someone across the face. Usually done in front of several people in order to humiliate the slappee.
When John said that he had thought about whether he was gay or not his friends in his weight lifting class all took turns to make sure he was appropriately bitch slapped.
bitch slapped by Blasphemous January 25, 2003

Bitch Slapped 

Flexible word- ranging from simply getting held accountable to being reprimanded to getting beaten badly in a sporting event.
"I haven't followed up for them yet and I'm getting bitch slapped with e-mail requests."

"Ouch- My boss bitch slapped me for being late!"

"The Pistons simply bitch slapped Boston last night in the opening round of their series."

Bitch Slapped 

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.
Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!
Bitch Slapped by Rikstir January 3, 2013

Bitch slapped 

the act of an ALPHA MALE, hitting a bitch (otherwise another male, far beneath him in the pecking order) in a BACKHANDED fashion, so hard, that he leaves a permanent welt (handprint) on his face, knocking him clear across the room, rendering him unconscious. When the bitch comes to, suffering from AMNESIA, he doesn't even remember his own name.

Called a "bitch slap" because it originated from the once acceptable act of a male chauvinist pig (otherwise known as a gentleman) putting your woman in her place in crime of passion, but much more appropriately used to refer to possibly brainless losers of the male persuasion who get delusions of grandeur, talking shit about someone who will NOT hesitate to put them in their place.
Motolamark tweeted i_am_motorious was a scammer, and got Bitch slapped with a libel lawsuit that bankrupted him and left the next 7 generations of his descendants in I indentured servitude. He definitely fucked with the wrong n-gger. Clearly, doesn't quite get when not to cross that line.
Bitch slapped by motorious August 10, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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