Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

by CaryAD April 23, 2008

[facerbate]

while creeping on the wonderous world of Facebook one jacks off to a girl's updated facebook pictures

that girl from our class is hot...i totally facerbate her all the time

by Jon Niner March 12, 2009

fuckturbate

The act of masturbating while fucking someone at the same time.

Dude, her pussy was so loose and worn out, I could not feel a thing. I totally had to fuckturbate in order to get off in her.

by Cat Ass Trophy May 14, 2015

Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

by Faceturbater December 1, 2010