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Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.
Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment
by Harrymexican January 16, 2017
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Equifucked

Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011
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well equipped

impressive in the male genital area
"last night was amazing

did he have a big.. erm you know?

"oh my, yes he was well equipped"
by CRC261195 January 5, 2014
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Equipped

1. Often used in conjunction with an adjective to describe the magnitude of ones penis; if no adjective is provided, it is generally accepted that "equipped" refers to a large penis.

2. Carrying a firearm.
1. After sifting through his huge collection of pornography, Mason suddenly felt inadequately equipped in comparison to the ginormous penii that filled his screen.

2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.
by Lee T September 26, 2005
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Farm Equipment

Refers to black people back in the slavery days as tools for the white man.
When I was with Patrick and Amber at the county fair, we saw a ton of farm equipment walking around.
by Aaron Sager August 22, 2008
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Eqoitus

Sexual arousal to the solution of an equation, usually involving the penetration of intellect into the understanding of a complex mathematical expression.
The act of eqoitus is the natural action through which a deep understanding of the physical laws of nature may be attained.
by ScientiaVir January 27, 2011
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equipping the ks-23m

slang term gay men use before putting on a condom for rough gay sex
hang on babe im equipping the ks-23m
by MooZu July 3, 2021
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