Equifucked

What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.

I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!

Equifucked by PeterVIII September 13, 2017

Equifucked

Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.

Equifucked by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011

Equifucked

Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency

My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked

Equifucked by Salinas Guy October 7, 2017

Equifucked

People fucked by Equifax data breach

He was equifucked due to the Equifax data hack.

Equifucked by dosllama September 14, 2017

Equifucked

Faced with identity theft of financial damage due to no fault of your own due to the Equifax breach.

I might as well go shopping and running up my credits cards since my credit scored is probably equifucked anyway

Equifucked by Beccaboo w April 19, 2018

equafucked 

The combination of the words equally and fucked. When both choices lead to equally fucked outcomes.

You can take a left or take a right, either way you are equafucked!!

equafucked by rockMHT April 20, 2009