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douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.
A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
by nicajima December 15, 2009
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douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.
That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore
by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011
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douchetastic

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.
"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.
by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004
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douchetastic

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous
"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."
by hannah and anna July 8, 2006
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Douchetastic

1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

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2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.
1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.
by Prof.Old.Clowns.Pocket April 18, 2010
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douchette

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"
by Darkman84 April 5, 2008
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douchetination

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.
by anipalcraig April 30, 2011
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