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douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
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douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
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Doucheglider

A unique term of endearment usually used to describe someone who commits actions with malicious intent, which are designed to elicit both sympathy and attention.
These actions are often too stupid or creepy to be credible, but a true doucheglider might be recognized as exceptionally stupid and/or creepy.

The term originated as the result of a contest to adequately describe the actions of one man who faked his own death to emotionally harm his ex-girlfriend, whom he had broken up with over a year and a half prior, but had been faking the relationship's continuation for his family's benefit.

His reported death was substantiated by members of his own family, as the result of him attempting to fly a home-made hang-glider off the roof of the Naval Barracks at Goose Creek in South Carolina.
I can't believe what a doucheglider that Philip is!
by People's Republic of EmoChat November 22, 2010
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douchestick

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.
I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?
by lardlad February 15, 2007
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douchechills

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.
From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"
by Offbeat December 1, 2004
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douchesilo

Upgrading from the terms "Douchebag" and "Douchebox" (Which means 2 or more douchebags), Douchesilo is a whole building commited to storing douches.. Which hold semen.. Like Dennis Uren..
Person1: "Man, that Dennis guy just tried to play a game of bag-tag with me, AGAIN!"

Person2: "Man, he's such a douchesilo.."

Person1: "..."

*Long Pause*

Person1: "You're fucked."
by Steven Coulson May 15, 2008
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douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.
That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit
by jon.o December 26, 2009
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