dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

diceturbating

The act of simulating male masturbation by holding the forearm perpendicular with the earth, palm upturned, with dice in hand. Often, this gesture is unintentionally performed by an ADHD sufferer while playing games involving dice while trying to hold a conversation.

The DM told him to stop diceturbating and roll initiative.

by yodaleedoo October 3, 2009

Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

Dickture

Dick picture, picture of one's penis.

"How big is it? Send me a dickture."

"You should see the dickture he snapped me today."

by Kellstar1 June 2, 2014

dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.

1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.

by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006

Dickstorm

The sudden appearance of a large quantity of dicks.

I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.

by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012

dicksurfing

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.

Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing

by epiphany7 January 24, 2008