Cuntincidence

noun

1. A shady bitch doing, wearing, saying or attending the same thing shortly after learning, hearing, watching YOU do, say or announce something and then acting as if they had no clue, or like it was their original idea all along.

2. A cuntrified jackhole using other people's material without giving proper credit.

Example: It was no cuntincidence that whore showed up thirty minutes after they checked in on Facebook.

Synonyms: serenstupidy, accident my ass, fake as fuck.

by Nit-Witty January 3, 2014

cuntinuity

When females who spend a good deal of time together start having their periods at the same time.

The worst part of living with all women is the cuntinuity!

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016

cuntivate

to make a specific thing around you "cunty". (mess up, ruin,)

to do girly, or gayish.

"Yusaf, how do you cuntivate everything you touch."

"To be honest, i dont know. maybe im gay?"

by Rarathekneeslapper December 19, 2018

Cuntitrite

When you're not just contrite but you're also a cunt, you are cuntitrite.

Mary Mary quite contrary doesn't cover it, she was cuntitrite!

by SarahJaneWho June 6, 2019

cuntified

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky

A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified

by Dr MOON November 7, 2006

Cuntinism

A 'feminist' who over exaggerates feminism. In other words, a cunt who thinks women are higher than men, when in reality feminism was first used for equality.

Jenny: Clark, is she a feminist?
Clark: She's way past that, Jen, she's a cuntinist.
Jenny: Cuntinism?
Clark: Overexaggerated feminist cunts.

by swaggyswagswagswagsixtynine July 30, 2016

Cuntnite

A Fortnite game that is full of cunts.

cunt online: "WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN KILL ME. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
Me: "Uh, why do I have to be playing Cuntnite with a bunch of cunts?”

by Dubiks August 28, 2018