1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.
2. The way these men walk.
2. The way these men walk.
1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.
2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.
2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.
by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009
Get the crotchismo mug.When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.
Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.
Simply put: Itchy crotch.
Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.
Simply put: Itchy crotch.
When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."
by anti critch May 14, 2011
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by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019
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Get the crouching sapnap mug.A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)
Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.
by Fuck333 August 7, 2014
Get the crouching tiger flying scrotum mug.When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.
Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.
by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009
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