crapuchino

1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink

1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"

by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010

Crappuccino

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010

crappuccino

a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad

I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy

by Steve October 22, 2003

Crappucino

A lovely caffinated drink created whereby one flings excrement (real or replica thereof) into one's beverage from afar, preferably over an office partition or like object, most often (and preferably) by surprise.

J just pitched H a nice, refreshing iced Crappucino.

Thanks for the Crappucino, asshole.

by Invader Mrak May 2, 2006

crappachino

A crappachino involves taking a shit and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. Then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee "frappachino" bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.

Rolly and Preston gave a crappachino to the new guy in our platoon.

by DCMETALHEAD June 9, 2007

crapuccino

Any coffee-based drink consumed post-meal for the purpose of triggering a bowel movement.

Fred: "That was a great lunch no?"
Tom: "Absolutely, but I'm totally stuffed."
Fred: "Me too, time for my after-lunch crapuccino."

by word9876789word February 9, 2010

Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.

Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.

by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009