crappachino

A crappachino involves taking a shit and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. Then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee "frappachino" bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.
Rolly and Preston gave a crappachino to the new guy in our platoon.
by DCMETALHEAD May 22, 2007
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kurt cobain saxophone

The only instrument that Kurt was good at playing. It was only a one note solo, but it was a note that everyone was dying to hear.

This instrument is usually synonymous with doing a bunch of heroin (however not required.) The first necessary step is putting a shotgun in your mouth (make sure it is loaded,) pull the trigger, and splattering your brains all over the wall.
That girl is a worthless bitch. The only thing beneficial she could do for society is to go play the Kurt Cobain Saxophone.
by DCMETALHEAD May 24, 2007
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