Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 May 13, 2011

Crappuccino

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

by Silverfoxo June 22, 2017

Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

by Mityxm February 28, 2011

Crappuccino

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010

Crappuccino

The need to do number twos as soon as possible after a strong cappuccino; a similar affect known as a Crappalatte afflicts many people after a strong cafe latte.

What - you now have to go and do a crappuccino? You only just finished a crappalatte!

by Astroboy1 December 21, 2010

Crappuccino

A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.

I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.

by Jailguard103 June 01, 2005

crappuccino

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.

One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!

by CoffeeSupernova March 15, 2006