crappuccino

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.

One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!

by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006

crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008

crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

Crappuccino

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

by Silverfoxo June 26, 2017

crappuccino

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009