chronically online

someone who doesn't need to use this website for every new word.

person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"

by MoistQuasar December 6, 2022

Chronic Bitch Face

When a female has facial features that make her look like a bitch, when she might not be a bitch at all.

Tom: That chick looks like a BITCH

Randy: No she's actually really nice, she just has Chronic Bitch Face

by ChronicBitchFace September 11, 2011

Chronic Dab Syndrome

Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so

Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks

by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.

Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:

by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

lower bunk chrono

A highly sought-after and coveted commodity inside prison that keeps one from having to scale that upper bunk.

I got myself a lower bunk chrono and nobody will pry it from me, ever.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Chronk

Chronic wank.

To Chronk is to furiously masturbate for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. The act of Chronking can become a serious issue amongst participants, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.

Despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, Phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. The ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pronounced dead at the scene - phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.

by CatOnTheGrill March 6, 2014

chronicology

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.

John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.

by John and Ashton August 5, 2007