cockflask

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.

You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.

by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

cocknbush

a cock hiddin by a massive hairy bush

omg dude that was some high quality cocknbush

by jarretngoey July 14, 2010

Cockfusion

When your cock is confused about what's going on, it's up, it's down, is it gonna happen, is it not.

I went on a date last night and had cockfusion going on.

by Dickydonttouch February 24, 2017

Cockelshock

To get sexually excited.

That girls booty has me cockelshocked

by Sodomymaster2 July 10, 2019

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007

Cockbrush

A derogatory term for big 70's style mustache.

Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!

by nail_bag August 29, 2009

cockulus

Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.

Listen to Professor Cockulus over there...

by q808 May 31, 2007