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Christian Horse Girl Music 

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.
"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."
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Christian Crank 

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
Christian Crank by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

Christina Marie 

She is a BOSS ASS BITCH! Who is kind hearted and always keeps you smiling, the way she talks to her supporters is so normal, you literally feel like you're her friend, she is one of the realest people ever and I STAN HER! Her natural face slays and her make up is stunning but her wing liner can cut a bitch, its a proven fact. She's is studying and doing youtube but still has time to talk to the ones who love and support her. She loves a guy called Corbyn but he's kinda irrelevant (jk, he's just as amazing)

Subscribe to her Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/beautychickee
ESKETIT

Last thing,

You'll notice that she tweets,

A LOT.

Thats all I got left to say,

Ciao ciao Chickees x
Christina Marie: I HAVE 70.1K TWEETS AND 79.8K FOLLOWERS THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH I TWEET OMG (Nov 12 2017)
Christina Marie by wdwxchickee November 15, 2017

christian server 

a place where you may not swear
Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!
christian server by MQGaming August 21, 2017

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Christina Grimmie 

A beautiful girl with the poof hair. Born March 12, 1994. She has an amazing voice and can make the noises of a monkey and is a pretty good dancer! Look her up on Youtube as "Zeldaxlove64" Discovered by: Selena Gomez. Manager Brian Teefey.

Christian Girl Autumn 

When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.
Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”

Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
Word of the Day on September 7, 2024