liquid blanket

Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.

She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.

by sbp1029 February 22, 2015

Feet blankets

Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.

My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.

I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold

by By atcdman January 22, 2019

squirrel blanket

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

by quinwithey December 18, 2008

fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blanket burrito

When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.

Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket

by Nae October 6, 2004