blanktard

The type who read your messages only to fuck off without replying.

Guy 1: Hey Rupert
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: *Reads message*

7 days later

Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: What a blanktard.

by jmw_90 July 4, 2016

blunkard

Getting a blowjob while doing a shit

I got a blunkard last night,

by Bantersauras Rex May 11, 2012

slinktard

When the position that you're in looks constipated

Kinky: wow thats very slinktard
Slinky: It is very kinky aswell

by kinkymaster101 February 8, 2017

Bunktard

A person who often hits their golf balls into the bunker.

"Hit it into the bunker one more time and I'll have to start calling you a bunktard"

by Epatts September 13, 2018

Blictard

A person who attempts to be cool by using the word blicky, but ends up looking retarded.

The blictard said “That was super blicky”

by Vancetay December 13, 2018

Bliptard

Saying retard in a nice way instead of pepega.

Me: Look at that guy he plays fortnite
Friend: Yeah what a bliptard

by bananaman24390832429436 October 30, 2020

blinkarmy.bpbts

awesome armyblink bestie

Person: "Are you moots with blinkarmy.bpbts?" You:"Yes I love their content!"

by anonymous December 29, 2020