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bitchismo

The ideology that one has the right to dominate and manipulate their partner with tears, anger, drama and/or douchieness. Whatever works to get the desired results by flexing ones bitch as opposed to flexing ones machismo.
When you feel like you're an asshole, but you're really not, you may have been victimized by the ancient art of bitchismo.
by NOOGS October 14, 2011
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Bitchisity

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010
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Bitchless

Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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Bitchlicks

Grandma: 'go clean yu room before mi give yu sum bitchlicks!!'
by Bubbles Gum October 25, 2011
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bitchling

The self made sibling of a female to support her while bitching.
The bitch and her bitchling created a mishap to gain attention.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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BICHALISM

A strategy by which a politician’s corrupt actions are explicitly pre-approved by unsuspecting citizens who vote for said action through a well-run misinformation campaign by the politician.
Victor used Bichalism to give away community assets.
by F'ingAye September 26, 2019
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bitchlicker

Derog. term for male who is driven by sex; Usu. to the point of employing prostitutes for sex on a regular basis.
Shut it bitchlicker, what you talking about?
by Stuart September 8, 2003
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