basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

baste

bastard (n.); short for bastard (though with a long "a" vowel sound)

Bainz is a big baste.
Roof ain't nothin' but a baste.

by wount January 27, 2020

Bastion Booger

the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.

Bastion Booger rocks! Bring back Bastion Booger to the WWF

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Bastette

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006