Bitarded

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

brotarded

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.

He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.

by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

beautarded

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

by ianvogue May 13, 2014

bartered

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021