a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
by Kobedropped81 October 14, 2017
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when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
Chris is an absolute bartard!
by Jon Harding February 8, 2007
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Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
by Nick Beam December 27, 2005
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One who acts like a tard at a bar
Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard
by BartardedOne November 25, 2005
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Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.
John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.
by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006
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when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage
"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"
by lamerbbq February 3, 2019
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The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
by Phungguy May 31, 2006
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