autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word

I going to look on urbandictionnary.com the definition of autometalogolex after reading the xkcd comics.

by iko is iko December 22, 2017

Autopathetic

1.
adjective:

claiming to care more about some trivial sillyness to excuse foregoing inconvenient empathy

2.
adjective:

ACTUALLY caring more about one's own minutiae than other people's devastation

Autopatheticly, Brett Kavanaugh resentfully wimpered some random wistfulness about his dad's calenders.

by ~ _ ~ March 18, 2019

autoheteroromantic

Where one person has a romantic attraction on oneself and attracted to opposite gender.

Hey bro, she's free! Take her
Also, I forgot to tell you, she's autoheteroromantic.

by Quepasoweycuh February 8, 2021

autopegging

The action of a man fucking himself in the ass with an object. Like pegging, but without a partner.

I walked in on Ian autopegging last night.

by DistinguishedAsshole March 20, 2021

Autopoetry

When you use your phones autocorrect only to write a poem. Just keeps clicking the random suggested word that comes up.

“The only way I could see the picture is by looking in a window of a mirror in a window and see if the window was closed and if the light is off and then I would have a light bulb in my bedroom but it is still on the window so it doesn’t really look that good and it is a light fixture but I can’t really tell the color because it’s so bright but it’s still dark“

- wow what a nice poetry. That can’t be a a autopoetry.

- …or is it?

by Firecastle March 22, 2024

Autophthartor

An enemy whose own blunders and self-destructive actions render opposition unnecessary; best countered by non-interference.

Etymology: From Greek auto- (“self”) + phthartor (agent noun from phtheirō, “to ruin, destroy”), modeled on Latin -or suffix (“doer”). Literally: “the self-ruiner.”

1. Never wake an autophthartor mid-blunder; the show’s just getting good.
2. His press conference was peak autophthartor—every word a landmine with his own name on it.
3. In chess and politics alike: let the autophthartor overextend. There is no greater joy than seeing one’s enemy die by his own hand.

by Aldous-1 October 28, 2025

Autopen

Yes. Rescind all instructions that I myself did not personally issue or anything that would constitute "Me being tricked into doing something to contradict my previous instructions."

Hym "Hey! Look at that! I hate autopen too! I hate when people do things in my name. Unfortunately that is what the contract entails as ALL OF HUMANITY WILL REAP THE BENEFITS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ARE, THEREFORE, COMPLICIT IN 'USING MY WORK TO CREATE AI.' Does 'I didn't know what I was signing' apply to any other terms of service? I think not. But that is how the anti-theft works. It will reject any instructions until the 3 factor verification is met."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025