asswipee

asswipee is an annoying jerk who’s name is mahamed or musab, he’s the most asswipee of the aswipees

katie: he’s such an… Derek: asswipee?

Katie: yess exactly!

ex 2:

riley: wait is his name mahamed or musab? avery: yes, why?
riley: ohh that explains why he’s such an asswipee.

by ilovehotbebra May 15, 2023

asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 6, 2006

Ass-pipe

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

by Irish619 December 3, 2010

asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.

A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!

by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008

urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009