When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.
Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!
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An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.
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Get the assuming mug.The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
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