When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.
Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!
by katydid March 16, 2008