assumicide 

When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.

Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!

assumicide by katydid March 16, 2008

assicide

A homicide that can be justified because the victim was a complete asshole.

Donna: Did you hear there was a murder in St Peter's yesterday?
Steph: The one about that pedo who raped all those kids?
Donna: Yeah.
Steph: Well who cares then, it was only assicide.

assicide by dust.dust.dust.09 September 26, 2009