West Alton

A small town in Saint Charles County, Missouri, which sits right across the Mississippi River from Alton, IL. The area is well known as a dumping place for bodies of dead hookers and crackheads.

"Y'all hear? They found another dumped hooker body in West Alton."

by Ann O December 23, 2011

Dr. Alto clef

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.

someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*

by a random funny person August 12, 2021

Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

Artosis Pylon

A single pylon powering many key structures.

I roach busted his front and he had an artosis pylon so it was an easy win.

by SovietSnipes September 25, 2011

Arlo

The best guy to have as a brother. Never thinks before he speaks but is hilarious. His personality definitely lightens up the room

Arlo is a happy person

by SamSissorHero July 9, 2018

Arlo

The best person ever to exist in the entire expanding Universe.

When I hang out with Arlo, I'm happy.

by muffintash November 6, 2017

Arlo

The most amazing character that ever walked the face of this earth. Can be somewhat shy and socially unappreciated, as portrayed by the young boy with Autism in the hit comedy The Middle. However Arlo's are magical creatures sent to bring golden flakes of happiness to all who pass before them. Arlo's are special. So special they should have their own brand of gum.

Look over there, does that guy have a halo?
No, thats just a magical Arlo.

by Teeeeeeeeegs February 11, 2013