Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.

by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012

Wahabi

Khwarjis, takfiris. Free from common sense. Wahabis tend to upload pics of their trainers and short thobe from top view. It reminds them of looking downwards from a throne.

Watching wahabi infighting is stand up comedy.
Wahabi 1- "You madhkali"
Wahabi 2- "You majoosi"
Wahabi 1- "You taghooot"
Wahabi 2- "May Allah break your back, you belong to the murjiyah"
Wahabi 1- "wth! You're ahlul hawaa"
Wahabi 2- "KAFIR"

Sunni: Minding own business.

General Wahabi: Nope. the quran and hadith are literally up to personal interpretation. i can go to the three different shaykhs who will give me different interpretations.

Bradford Wahabi: Kasmeh watching dawah man with my paiyy scrannin on haribos and browsing twitter looking for the next sufi to accuse of shirk akhiiii.

A list of wahabi sources = Trust MIAW, Fatawa Bin Baz.

Wahabi: Well would you look at the time!

12

11 ^ 1

10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> Time to do mass takfir.

8 4

7 5

6

by Loverxxgirl February 9, 2021

Wasabi My Guest Burger

A burger that comes with wasabi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Wasabi My Guest Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

wasabi shocker

The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.

"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."

by Abigorish February 7, 2008

wasabi

spicy addon to sushi, and its very freaking spicy

don't put that wasabi in your roll, it's spicier than Taco Bell hot sauce, biatch.

by victor June 7, 2003

Wasabi

the ultra spice invented by Japanese
everyone loves wasabi.

I use wasabi rather than ketchup on my hamburg...

by Yamato September 12, 2003

wasabi kimosabi

the japanese version of the african american greeting "wuz up bro"

Kiro was walking through the projects of Tokyo, and upon seeing a fellow gangsta he stated "Wasabi Kimosabi!"

by rad bud September 6, 2005