Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankus

1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser

1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003

wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

by J Arthur December 6, 2004

wankapheno

a furiours wanker to quinto tarantino films on thursdays and fridays. but not sundays and mondays in which case they will be called - watch this space, check back regularry.

last night i spotted someboby wanking furioursly in the cinema to the new tarantino film and thought what day is it? is it a thursday or a friday oh he must be a wankapheno

by the_glorious_bastards September 7, 2009

wankypanky

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see

Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy

by baller156383 March 2, 2011

Wankpet

A pet which aids in masturbation, notoriousy difficult to get through customs.

Dave: What did you get up to last night Jeff?
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.

Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.

by Bananapajamallama July 27, 2011

wankpuffin

Some say Sir. David Attenborough blurted it out in a fit of rage in the latest episode of "Planet Earth", others say it's a colourful seabird's special "private time" with it's big head.... all we know is it's an awesome put-down currently trending on Twitter

Donald Trump (tweeting from his iPhone): Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical terrorists

Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin

by uprqct September 3, 2016