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Wanktard

A wanktard is some form of cuckery used by Barack trump.
That they is so thicc, shes a wanktard!
by Yafugginwanka October 27, 2019
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wanknard

retard that gets his only pleasure from his best friend; his hand, and even his hand wants to be washed afta.
1. jacob s. were u wanknarding in the bathroom agen?
2. yo eww wash ur dam hands u wanknard!
by Xavier B. December 15, 2008
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wankshag

A type of sex that is defined by its speed; it is a blend word, wank (masturbation) and shag (sex). It is characterized by its speed, it is quick (usually 2 minuutes or under from penetration to male ejaculation). It usually takes place in only one position and involves the male (or in homosexual sex - the dominant partner)holding their partner still and controlling the movement and penetration during sex themselves. The wankshag is usually performed when a couple are together and the male (or dominat partner) is to lazy to have a proper sex session but wants to ejaculate quickly; it is the equivalent of a wank, but in a sexual act. It is not be confused with the Quickie (a quck sex session), where there is a desire to satisfy the other partner as well as themselves.
He was really horny but couldn't be bethered to have a long session, so settled for a wankshag instead.

She was dissapointed,, she had expected a long sex session,but had endured a wankshag instead.
by Max Packard August 14, 2007
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Wankshuary

A safe place to masturbate. Usually a place one uses frequently.
The missus isn't putting out lately. The tool shed has become an ad hoc wankshuary
by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016
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wankchariot

You're an absolute wankchariot, Dylan.
by Wankchariot101 February 26, 2018
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Wanktard

Basically a fucktard with the attribute of being a complete and utter wanker thats full of their own self importance.....and will constantly tell you how good they are. You will most likely get this “fuck I’m good” speech on first introduction to this special kind of wanktard.
Just met Rob Donald for the first time, what a complete wanktard
by Dum1 November 1, 2018
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Wanksher

When you laugh kind of sound like a dog being put down
Your laughing so weird you sound like a wanksher
by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019
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