Wankett

A slightly larger version of a wank sock, equivalent to blanket size, can be used for many uses i.e being cold but must always included cumming into.

Hey Mary thats not your blanket, its my wankett. Sorry

by Steph Winter August 26, 2013

Wanklet

A juvenile wanker

Steve brought his wanklets to the party and they ruined everything

by Firefly Button August 10, 2017

Wankette

A female wanker. A lady that likes to strum. Rocker (male) rockette (female)

My missus likes a fiddle, she's a right wankette

by The bongolist September 17, 2019

Wanket

Wank blanket

A blanket or cover that a man uses to jerk it and might still sleep in.

F1:"Dude.. I was at Stan's house and needed to crash but when he handed me a blanket it was soft and crusty at the same time"

F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"

F1:"fuck no"

by The wavy train July 27, 2024

wanklet

A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.

“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”

“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”

by MC McCancel June 12, 2025

skankety wankety

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010

Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015