Vaginapunch

A punch of such intensity, the nearest vagina feels it. Often used in reference to red-ass beat-downs.

While playing Smash Brothers 64: "Damn, boy, vaginapunched!"

by Leam May 13, 2005

vaginaphobia

the fear of a vagina anywhere near you

david: hey sam, did you hear about simon's vaginaphobia?
sam: what the fuck, that dude must be gay if hes got vaginaphobia!
david: man, i heard you had vaginaphobia
sam: urm no? im not gay dude

by femaleboss123lol December 29, 2013

Vaginaplasty

A plastic surgery procedure where the vagina is modified usually for aesthetic purposes.

"Hammy" Tammy underwent a routine vaginaplasty so the boys wouldn't tease her.

by Anal Czar September 29, 2010

Vagapocalypse

This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, and lashes out at dick of all mankind. Repeated occurrences of this action will result in the genocide of the human race by a hairy twat.

Oh no!! Hillary is president! RUN AND HIDE BEFORE HER MONSTROUS FUCK HOLE BRINGS FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Her crotch is a war machine building up to vagapocalypse!

By the way, Hillary supports necrophilia. :)

by Logan Arn April 28, 2008

vagapointment

a serious disappointment after interaction with a vagina.

once i got her pants off and saw her giant puffy muff it was a total vagapointment!

by vanessary roughness March 19, 2011

vagappetite

1. A physical desire to eat vagina
2. A strong urge to perform cunnilingus

My date was so hot, my vagappetite was off the charts.
I have a vagappetite for Mexican.
My vagappetite is giving me hunger pains.

by JoeyGizzle December 8, 2013

Vaginapire

When you purposely eat a girl out on her period...

Dude: i just ate my girl out on her period...
Other dude: you're such a vaginapire...

by Marxos ekis December 29, 2017