Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015

Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

tucson

I live in Tucson... take my advice: dont ever move there. Vacation, ok sure why not? But there is nothing to do in tucson besides school, U of A basketball games, and... well nothing.

Jimmy moved to Tucson for 2 months and he soon died of boredom... literally.

by ZMo January 14, 2005

Tucson, Arizona

1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it

"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"

by edog202011 February 28, 2009

tucson

A good place to go to school in and thats it. If Tucson didn't have the University of Arizona it would be one of the worst cities in America.

Thank god I have the option of leaving Tucson after I graduate.

by UofA87 July 13, 2006

Tucson bush people

Is a collaboration of mixed people that are fucking insane. It includes the select few of dumbasses who for some reason just lost their minds and do the weirdest, funniest, and out of this world acts of public humiliation. These people will randomly appear or will travel to the same locations and quite possibly in groups. They might possibly be heavily involved in enjoying drugs and whatever else they can afford or find.

Frat boy: "Hey did you get a chance to see that dude who was roaming the campus in nothing but a sheet skirt and one flip flop. Screaming that Satan was actually his ex wife 2 years and what a bitch she was."?

Slutty T.A.: " NO. But I heard about it. And I was thinking and said out loud "goddammit and these Tucson bush people." And was wondering what the hell is up with that".

by BigDaddyDeadSpace June 12, 2021

Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.

“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”

by d i b s June 24, 2022