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Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.
I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

Tucson cement mixer 

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.
Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.
Tucson cement mixer by Jblanco October 11, 2019

Tucsonan 

1. Anyone who has ever spent a Summer in Tucson without leaving.

2. A beautiful hot woman who typically wears short skirts and high heels.

3. A Kind gentlemen who wears; big hats, shorts, beards, and yes flip-flops (sometimes a pistol). They often study Science, Art, or Architecture. They may be spotted wearing a University of Arizona t-shirt or a NASA t-shirt.
Conversation overheard on the street:
- "Damn she is so hot."
- "I know I cant stand this heat."
- "No, I mean, SHE is so hot"
- "Yeah but who is that nerdy guy in the big hat?"
- "Oh, I think they are Tucsonans."
Tucsonan by The_Thing October 3, 2011

tucson margarita 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizona college students residing in Arizona's off-campus Commons.
I don't need to spend all my money on a blender, drink mix, nor tequila as long as I can have myself a Tucson Margarita.
tucson margarita by Paul Sorentino October 11, 2007
A blue-collar city in Southern Arizona filled with plumbers, mechanics, electricians, and college students.
Most successful people living in Tucson are not from the area.
Tucson by EA888 July 28, 2013
The place when you go after falling asleep.
ā€œI’m going to Tuckton!ā€ screamed David after devouring his Taco Bell
Tuckton by Coolguycole December 31, 2019