Tod 

A Tod is a creature similar to Phrogs except they are 50% Hunger 25% Serotonin the rest that makes up the Tod are unknown.

Did you see the group of Tod's earlier?

Tod by NotALotl October 31, 2023

TOD 

an acronym for Twitching Off Drugs, characterizes an individual experiencing involuntary muscle movements or twitching as a result of excessive drug use, particularly associated with partying and recreational substances."

Give me a minute, I’m TOD right now.

TOD by Damedotcom December 13, 2023

TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease) 

A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.

For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.

Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!

Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.

TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease) by DiseaseControl March 30, 2010

Tod Soldat 

German for Death soldier. Also the name of a troll that is said to have more socks than Carter has liver pills. Known for flame attacks and numerous Facebook accounts. He is also rumored to be a hacker and is known to use numerous distros of Linux, his favorites being Ubuntu and Backtrack 4.

Tod Soldat is always trolling me!

Tod Soldat by Gwarior June 5, 2011

Tod Slaughter 

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

Tod Slaughter by Olli Phillips December 12, 2008

Tod Mag 

A term used in Scotland for a gentleman's magazine of the genre published in the past by the likes of Paul Raymond or the current owners of West Ham FC, David Sullivan and David Gold (example publications: Escort, Razzle, Club International, Men Only, Whitehouse, Parade). The type of journal referred to by the Beastie Boys when they said "Now your mom threw away your best porno mag".

Typically and equally distributed in the 1970s and 1980s through John Menzies newsagents and apparent random but liberal dispersal under park hedgerows or under fathers' beds, where they would be found by small boys as some kind of heirloom.

Overheard on a Scottish school bus circa 1985: "Hey, geez a swatch at that tod mag! Is that Club or Mayfair?"

Tod Mag by Mr Santos March 22, 2017

tod head

Tod head is someone who has a tiny ass body and a humongous chungus sized head

“Brooo look! That bitch is a tod head!”

tod head by TODHEADCHUNGUS December 4, 2019