ghetto tapas

"Free food samples that are given out at various locations, i.e., Sam's Club, Costco, and other establishments."

Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!

by sailordragonball January 3, 2014

Italian teabag

Dipping your balls in spaghetti sauce, then putting them on your friends face.

Josh passed out on the couch, so he got the Italian teabag.

by facefoward January 24, 2015

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

teabagging

Tea bagging is mostly used in two ways.
1. A sexual act where a males testicles are dipped in and out of the partners mouth. Similar to how a teabag is used while making a cup of tea.
2. A practical joke, where a male will place his testicles on a friends face and a photo be taken to embarrass the friend. Usually at a party when a friend has fallen asleep.

1. While giving me oral sex, Jess tea bagged my balls.
2. Did you see the photo of Rusty teabagging Rob after he passed out?

by BeerFuelledDude November 15, 2014

Teagan

A wonderful girl who has great friends and is amazing to be around, she thinks that she’s not pretty even though she is! She is obsessed with many things like music and YouTube. She is very depressed and tries to hide it even though she can’t hide everything. She loves animals and has a kind, sensitive, heart that has a “void” in it where she has been hurt by loved ones. She is afraid to say I love you and goodbye because she thinks that its permanent, everyone around her always see’s a smile on her face and she almost never looks like she has had a bad day. So many people love her but she doesn’t realize it, she is to busy trying to plan her next way of hiding a problem so that people can’t see that she’s hurting so deeply, and doesn’t show it! She has beautiful blue eyes that change in the sun and gorgeous freckles and wonderful curly hair that so many people wish for! And her hair color is to die for. If you can get Teagan to be your friend and maby even start dating people will stare at how cute you guys are because she fits with everyone, though she may be annoying at times she really loves her friends and doesn’t mean anything! She is just scared of what will happen in the future and she doesn’t want anybody else to go through what she is going through. Teagan also has a set of pipes and can sing very well she is just shy and wants someone to just listen without joining in or causing a distraction.

“Wow, Teagan is really looking cute today I wonder if she knows that she’s that beautiful”

by That.girl.is.a.cutie April 23, 2019

Teagan

Teagan means "attractive" or "Poet". She is shy, but wants to be around people. Ridiculously athletic, not only physically but emotionally and intellectually, always striving to be the best while still being humble. Although clumsy at times, this girl will make you look stupid when you want to compete! Teagan is beautiful with big brown eyes that have a hint of old soul as well as having a zest for life. She is every guys dream. Loves athletics, cooking, adventurous and being independent, yet takes pride in being a girl, being beautiful, being elegant when she is not the tomboy everyone assumes she is.
Teagan is a friend to all. Kind and understanding, patient with most and willing to share her knowledge and experience. She does not like conflict and is good at avoiding it. This girl is smart, quick minded, full of common sense and is successful at anything she puts her mind to.

Teagan means "attractive" or "Poet"

by rightytighty November 5, 2016

Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять October 1, 2016