She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.
(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.
(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.
by q4rules April 27, 2007
Get the tardanian mug.A tardsack is a dinkus that is so mentally retarded and has such a sack personality, that they fail. This fail is so great, that they may become a tardnugget.
by César M May 14, 2011
Get the tardsack mug.A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
Get the Nutsack Tardzan mug.Guy 1: "Hey, where are you going after school?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to head over to Tardnasium!"
Girl 1: "Wicked, so am I!"
Guy 2: "I'm going to head over to Tardnasium!"
Girl 1: "Wicked, so am I!"
by kaptns January 30, 2008
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Get the tardnado mug.A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.
by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014
Get the Tardfarter mug.The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
by gnomenclature January 2, 2010
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