Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

stuffies

Describes a lot of stuff.

What should I pack? I don't know ... stuffies?

by Kit Kat August 24, 2006

stuffies

A rather retarded and/or gay way to say stuff.

That quiz tested my knowledge about stuffies.

by Cronohyper June 24, 2005

stiffie

noun.
1.an erect penis
2.Jordyn

Austin says:
that stiffie is such a lesbian
Eli says:
...
Eli says:
wtf tommy XDDD

by Fruit Carver September 16, 2008

stiffles

a male or female with seemingly permanent or everlasting stiff nipples.

lol calm down with those stiffles

by ohcrapnospacebar November 5, 2010

stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018