Squorting

A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.

"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.

by Brimmy July 15, 2010

Squints

The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"

Come on squints we got a case!

by gleekgirl97 September 16, 2010

Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.

Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.

by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

Squonkle

Verb
To walk or to wander off in a random direction with no given purpose or objective.

Don’t squonkle into the forest for you may get lost and die a horrible, HORRIBLE death 💀

by anonymous March 29, 2023

squint eastwood

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)

A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood

by squint eastwood October 10, 2008

squinto

(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.

Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.

by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009

Squontch

Female orgasm, or female ejaculation.

Robert Downey, Jr. makes me squontch in my ginch.

by Fraa Orolo September 25, 2012