Squonto 

Someone who acts like a dumb ass or is a dumb ass. Some who gets a lot of attention for being a dumb ass. A popular funny guy.

Haha Tyler is such a squonto!

Jake is only popular because he is a squonto.

Squonto by Xplosive-c-men October 5, 2011

Squondom 

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

Squondom by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010

squanto level 

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell

dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful

squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013

squinto

(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.

Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.

squinto by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009

Squontch 

Female orgasm, or female ejaculation.

Robert Downey, Jr. makes me squontch in my ginch.

Squontch by Fraa Orolo September 25, 2012

squinto mode 

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.

Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀

squinto mode by H3L3X June 12, 2023

Squanto

A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.

Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*

Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*

Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!

Squanto by SAE Squanto December 5, 2014