Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015

dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.

Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.

by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006

Spumante

noun;(spoo-mont) To dance while pretending to masterbate and throw make believe cum on a close fellow dancer. (as your hand makes a jerking move followed by an opening of the hand as to let it go)

Brady said he's gonna spumante Rebecca tonight during the big weddings dance number.

Howard spumanted George on the dancefloor during the hustle.

by chaz kopchak May 24, 2011

Dino Spumoni

The act of shoving your thumb up another person rectum in an act of surprise while exclaiming the phrase "DINO SPUMONI!"

So we were all drinking lots of beer at Eastern when I went to bend over to talk to a wasted chick and that guy Alex totally gave me a Dino Spumoni.

by Brian Conway January 21, 2009

spüen

plain and simply...."rabbit shit", not rabbit poop, but "rabbit shit"

1. DUUDE YOU JUST STEPPED IN SPüEN!!!
2. I'm tired of cleaning all of this spüen up after my pet rabbit.

by doug February 25, 2004

Spumnut

Someone who is a total idiot and acts like a drunk.

"See that guy over there, he's a spumnut"

by 32sjdhgu9s874 February 14, 2010

spemen

semen or sperm. the stuff that comes out when a boy nuts in you.

I started to semen, or sperm, but "spemen" came out instead.

"He wasn't just smashin it, he was lettin dem spemen go!"

by Bri_baby February 17, 2008