Spumante

noun;(spoo-mont) To dance while pretending to masterbate and throw make believe cum on a close fellow dancer. (as your hand makes a jerking move followed by an opening of the hand as to let it go)

Brady said he's gonna spumante Rebecca tonight during the big weddings dance number.

Howard spumanted George on the dancefloor during the hustle.

by chaz kopchak May 24, 2011

spumante

Politically correct adjectival version of profanities directed derogatorily at specific racial groups, mental/physically-handicapped persons, or homosexuals.

Bad: She is so retarded!
Good: She is so spumante!

by Freakona February 2, 2005

Spumante

a less informal word for female ejaculation

We had mind-blowing sex, and as she came I could feel her spumante spray my thigh and drip from my knee down on the sheets, creating a small heart-shaped stain as a sign of our love.

by Svecosand January 24, 2017

Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015

Spumalter

Is a term used to describe the unpredictable weather conditions of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It implies that the city can experience "All four seasons in one day" at any time of the year. The word encompasses all four seasons into one word ( SPring, sUMmer, fALl, and winTER).

"The Spumalter season runs from early January to late December".

"Better take your toque and sunscreen to work today, feels like another Spumalter day".

"In Calgary, Spumalter requires one to carry an unbrella, and possibly winter gloves, in the months of June and July".

by T-Bone80 July 13, 2009

spumant

A less discriminating noun to be used in place of faggot or retard. The adjective is spumante.

That kid is such a spumant.

by Jbucci February 2, 2005